6 weeks ago while in a break from a water fight the lovely Aidan decided to show his sisters how high he could jump. Being a complete muppet he proceeded to jump into the sharp wooden corner of a hanging bannister.
Now get this image of:
me in end of day post water fight wet filthy clothes, unaware of large quantity of sons blood smeared all over my face from cuddling him.
hot baby just wearing a very grubby vest.
daughter number 1 withour shoes, fully clothed but dripping wet.
daughter number 2 without shoes and minus skirt.
son without shoes with very wet and dirty clothes, bleeding profusely from the head.
I don't even want to know what A and E thought as a car journey and hike from the car park later I dragged us all into their department!
Fast forward 6 weeks the same darling comes out from school saying he had hurt his finger. Fine, no bleeding or screamin and he can move it so off we go home.
He has some drugs and seems happy to go to bed. However down he comes in the morning holding up a purple little finger thats swollen to 4 times its size, and asks me if thats normal!
Off he goes with his dad to A and E where they strap him up and diagnose a buckle fracture.
How did he do this, well he was sitting on a bench.
How do you hurt yourself sitting on a bench.
The reply I get is:
Doh playing bench shove obviously with his friends at shcool.
Apparently I should be an expert on this very popular game of seeing who you can shove off a bench. I do know one tip for the future, and that is don't shove your fingers down between the slats of the bench while playing the above game.
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